How the fuck can he swallow a dozen cigarettes


Smoking is bad for you… unless you can swallow a dozen cigarettes and make a show of it! I don’t usually gag while watching videos (except for that video with the two girls that only had one cup)… but every time I see him swallow those tissues and then some more smokes…. This guy is pure genius:

Apparently cigarettes cause cancer but I guess cancer is a small price to pay for perfecting such an awesome variety act!

While on the “smoking” question, I do have a issue at the moment. Next week my girlfriend and I are going to Cuba for a weeklong vacation. Cuba is well known for their cigars… and cigars are well known for getting better taster after being temprarily stored into a… bagina. If Bill Clinton did it, so should I!

On one hand, I am fortunate enough to have access to a bagina – my girlfriend has one. On the other hand, I am quite unsure about the proper way to pop the question.

Part of me thinks I should just be straight forward: “Can I store this cigar in your bagina for a moment?”. The other part of me thinks I should beat around the bush until she gives in: “Hey darling girlfriend of mine, love of my life pretty princess…. can I put this cigar in your hot hot bagina?”

5 Comments

puptentacleAugust 25th, 2008 at 11:21 am

Tom Mullica did that act for 20 years, and estimates he ate over 250 THOUSAND cigarettes during that time. Another performance and some interview footage at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU3O3Fsj-WQ

As far as “cigar storage”, it all depends on how open-minded the young lady is. You could always tell her that with the Democratic convention coming up you are seriously missing the Clinton years and playing “Bill meets Monica in the humidor” is one way to celebrate the legacy of Bill!

[...] How the fuck can he swallow a dozen cigarettes [...]

PaulKneecrackerAugust 26th, 2008 at 4:46 pm

hey! Why is your name the title of my last post!

[...] How the fuck can he swallow a dozen cigarettes [...]

princessAugust 27th, 2008 at 4:24 pm

puptentacle: wow! so much knowledge and advice – For Paul’s sake, I sure hope his girlfriend is naive and/or gullible enough to actually play “Bill meets Monica in the humidor”!

Leave a comment

Your comment

Cool Stuff

Archives

Deadline to become a fuckin millionaire

I'll be rich in 11 months and 2 days.
100% done

If there’s a will there’s a way

Anything is possible, except flying; traveling in time; turning lead to gold; moving things with your mind; seeing or talking to ghosts, leprechauns, the yeti, Xenu, God, Fred Flintstone, Andrea Merkel, Santa, Sgt Lollypop, the toilet monster; holding your breath for over twenty three minutes; throwing the first stone.

Subscribe To Crap