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Just as I try to become a better person by reading some interesting articles, firefox hits me in the face with appalling left wing propaganda. Can you see it?
I’m pretty sure Mr Hussein Obama and his terrorist friend McCain keeps talking about are behind this. Time to ditch the sarcastic McCain 2008 T-Shirt and replace it with a brand new non sarcastic McCain 2008 T-Shirt! |
Click on it unless you have really really good eyes.
I didn’t post anything in the last few days as I was busy trying to fix this ongoing financial apocalypse – I suspended my blog for the good of the world. But now I’m pretty confident it’s fixed so I’m back blogging.
So I was going through some soft core pornish pictures today – or as some people call it “retro bikini advertisements” when a though occurred! Why not put Sarah Palin’s head on this picture! I quickly dismissed ridiculous reasons such as “am actually supposed to work”, “Sarah Palin deserves more respect” or “girlfriend hates me because I spend all my time putting Sarah Palin’s head on bikini models” and this is what I cam up with.
Granted I’m not the Michelangelo of photoshop but I fancy myself an awesome artist anyway – at least when it comes to putting heads on bikini models.
In other Palin news – according to world renowned news organization “Fox”, Sarah Palin says she approves Idaho’s cheerleaders adoption of the two piece suit. I think this will be a deciding factor for me and I can’t thank Fox News enough for distracting me away from the facts and letting me associate Palin’s name with sexy cheerleaders. Sorry Barrack, but you can hit on issues and yap about change and hope for a better future all you want, it is my duty as a white american of lower average smarts to vote with my benis.
While on the subject of benises and women with questionable morals, I was overjoyed today to find this headline on Digg “Spears Breastfeeding!” – holy crap, quickly let’s click and see if I can get a glimpse of Britney breastfeeding. Perhaps I can get some weird sexual arousal/remorse out of it. Ohhh… What was my disapointment to see that it was actually an article about her younger-hotter-not-yet-as-depraved sister Jamie-Lynn… And to learn that the pictures were actually “missing” as opposed to “plastered all over the internet”
September 24th, 2008 in
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Who am I not to jump on the Palin bandwagon? Just watch me!
So what’s the difference between Palin and a pit bull? Apparently I was a fool to think that one is a vicious dog known for ripping children faces off and the other one a terrible running mate choice for a terrible presidential candidate. The right answer is lipstick! Of course! I only heard it twenty billion times per day for two weeks now.
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Anyway, upon further investigation it appears to me that this joke actually has some truth to it! I’ve prepared this little image to illustrate my point:
*How do you like the Obama head in there? I like it!
To come back to McCain-Palin. As much as I hate myself writing this, I must say I admire the Republicans. To me it seems that the Republicans are trying, and succeeding, to prove to the world that they can make the American people buy whatever they say. I truly believe they found it too easy with Bush four years ago and now they are trying to make things a bit more challenging.
No other party in the world could pull off passing its 72 year old candidate of the same party in power for the past 8 years and who had mostly voted with those people in power for the last 8 years, as an agent of change! At this point I think they could show a cat on Fox News, call it a dog, and everyone would buy it – they could call it a friggin’ space rocket and there would be people getting ready for the launch. It’s just too easy, why else would they nominate as vice president a rightfully unknown small town mayor turned small state governor with a dangerously antiqued set of values and without any experience or knowledge on the economy and foreign relations, and who until two weeks ago was rightfully unknown and of little importance. A woman that up until recently didn’t even know what a vice president did.
I can only imagine the feeling of having so much power in my hands. I guess if I had the same power I would do the same: abuse it for my own personal gain. Who can blame them?
So I’ve released a screen cast with instructions on how to build Google Chrome on Linux using the Chromium source code and modifying it slightly. It’s actually quite simple to do and it should work with most Linux distributions with minor adjustments. Please note that the instructions are meant for people who have some experience compiling applications on Linux and applying simple patches to a source code.
Click here for screencast.
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I saw this stupid pic with flash, pic without flash picture coming back on digg for the thirty million billionth time. I got rather angry.
So I did the only sensible to do in my situation, I went out and smacked the hell out of some guy walking his dog. |
My anger being released, I fired up my obviously legitimate $649 copy of Photoshop and decided to get back at those people posting this pic by making a slightly different yet of similar taste picture.
This will show them!
Below is a lengthy explanation, mostly for humorous purposes but also for those of you who are morons:
This picture is funny because in both the name of the super hero “Flash” and the application “Flash” is “Flash” and if you don’t have the “Flash” application you get an error, such as the one in the bottom picture. Moreover, the background is black which might indicate that no camera flash was used when the picture was taken – although we all know it is not an actual picture taken with a camera.
Now that you understand this very subtle humoristic piece of art, you may roll on the floor laughing if you so desire.
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At my work I’m well known for listening to ridiculous techno remixes in a loop while working. I listened to “this is spartaaaaaa techno remix” for 6-8 hours a day for about three weeks. Although it probably did irreparable damage to my ears, brain and love life, I have no regrets. Today I found a new song (new for me anyway) – a spectacular techno remix of the good old Angry German Kid – especially the last 45s. |
While on the subject of Angry German Kids, I read this study that 98% of Angry German Kids play violent games. Actually I made that up but it’s still a pretty shocking statistic!
Attention Internet Whores: Check us out on all those other stupid sites!
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Yeah I know the list is pretty short – I’ll add some more later.
August 26th, 2008 in
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Smoking is bad for you… unless you can swallow a dozen cigarettes and make a show of it! I don’t usually gag while watching videos (except for that video with the two girls that only had one cup)… but every time I see him swallow those tissues and then some more smokes…. This guy is pure genius: |
Apparently cigarettes cause cancer but I guess cancer is a small price to pay for perfecting such an awesome variety act!
While on the “smoking” question, I do have a issue at the moment. Next week my girlfriend and I are going to Cuba for a weeklong vacation. Cuba is well known for their cigars… and cigars are well known for getting better taster after being temprarily stored into a… bagina. If Bill Clinton did it, so should I!
On one hand, I am fortunate enough to have access to a bagina – my girlfriend has one. On the other hand, I am quite unsure about the proper way to pop the question.
Part of me thinks I should just be straight forward: “Can I store this cigar in your bagina for a moment?”. The other part of me thinks I should beat around the bush until she gives in: “Hey darling girlfriend of mine, love of my life pretty princess…. can I put this cigar in your hot hot bagina?”
Being restricted to a single channel (NBC) to watch the 2008 Beijing Olympics sucks. And in any case, I don’t have a TV at home and don’t care much about TV. My life is the Internet Tubes. There are several other ways you can watch the 2008 Beijing Olympics. So I basically compiled a list of 4 different ways you can watch the Olympics Online live. Most of these methods use peer2peer video streaming (p2ptv) which hasn’t quite caught on in the West, but that is vastly popular in the East.
The different ways to watch the 2008 Beijing Olympics live on the internet are listed below in order of preference.
First and foremost, some of these programs will try to display some Chinese characters, so if you are using non-Chinese Windows which I assume is the case, you might want to install support for Chinese. IF AND ONLY IF YOU WANT TO SEE CHINESE CHARACTERS! Im not going to go in detail about how to enable Chinese support but basically there are two steps:
1- Enable support for East Asian languages in the control panel (requires reboot)
2- Set the default language for non-Unicode applications to Chinese in the control panel (requires reboot)
Warning: Some of the installers below are in English, if you set the default language for non unicode applications to Chinese, the installers will switch to Chinese and you will be very confused!
Furthermore, if you try to scout around the Chinese channels, here are the characters you should be looking for:
Olympics: 
Sports: 
China: 
Method 1: PPStream
Vote: 4/5 – Many channels, great interface, instant access to Beijing 2008 Olympics streams
PPStream official homepage: http://www.ppstream.com/
PPStream is also really cool, it features a large selection of Beijing 2008 Live Olympic Streams, most of them showing the Chinese athletes. It also has many other channels you can watch if you’re into Chinese TV.
Download page: http://dl.pconline.com.cn/html_2/1/109/id=10768&pn=0&linkPage=1.html
Direct download link: http://download.pplive.com/pplivesetup_1.9.46_pconlinegg.exe
Download link on page: (see screenshot)
ppstream-download-links-for-beijing-2008-olympics
Once you have downloaded PPStream, launch the installer. The installation process is in English (Chinglish actually);
1: Click Next, Next again
2: At the “Select additional tasks” screen, you might want to uncheck “Auto run PPStream when computer starts”, then click next
3: The program will install, click “Finish” and it will start
That’s it!
After running PPStream, it might ask you to install some type of software, I installed it on my computer and it didn’t cause any problem. I’m assuming it’s a codec to play the videos (or not?). PPStream is safe, it’s a very popular software, widely used in China.
Note: Some of the channels are “premium”, you can’t play them, try a different category if none in the current category play.
Note2: you can find more links to PPStream channels here:
Direct link to PPStream Beijing Olympics Live Streams: http://myp2p.eu click “Live Sport” and you will find the Beijing 2008 Olympics list of streams. Several of the streams are PPStreams.
Here’s a screenshot:
PPStream screenshot
Method 2: TVants
Vote: 3.5/5 – Not a great interface but allows access to Bejing Olympics streams.
Homepage: http://tvants.en.softonic.com/
TVants is very straight forward to install and to run, just download and install the traditional way
Download Page: http://tvants.en.softonic.com/download
Direct download link: http://download.tvants.com/pub/tvants/tvants1/win32/bin/TvantsSetup.EXE
After it’s installed, go to http://myp2p.eu click “Live Sport” and you will find the Beijing 2008 Olympics list of streams. Several of the streams are TVAnts streams. Just click on them and TVAnts will be launched and will start buffering.
Screenshot:
tvants screenshot
Method 3: PPlive
Vote: 3/5 – Not enough channels
Homepage: http://www.pplive.com/en/index.html
PPlive really rocks because you can use it to get several Chinese channels (including the sports channels and whatnot). You can also use it to watch films or random Chinese TV. I actually found several Chinese films on PPlive that had English subtitles.
Download page: http://www.pplive.com/en/download.html
Direct download link: http://download.pplive.com/pplivesetup_1.9.15.exe
Once you have downloaded PPLive, launch the installer,
1: Select English and click “OK”
2: Click Next, I Agree, Next
3: Uncheck the last box (the unreadable one), Install
4: Uncheck “Start PPLive when I start Windows” and click Finish
5: Click the unreadable button
That’s it!
You can browse the channels at the right under the “live” tab! If you hover over the channels, it will pop-up with a screenshot!
Note: Most channels are repeated films or tv episodes streaming. Live TV is under the “Live TV” channel. The Beijing 2008 Olympics might not always be playing. Try the Shanghai Sports Channel.
Screenshot:
pplive screenshot
Method 4: UUSee
Vote: 2.5/5 - Not enough channels
Homepage: http://www.uusee.com/
UUSee also has a gui allowing you to channel-surf, the only problem is that some of the channels are only available for the Chinese mainland. (CCTV1 and 2 for example) but several channels are open to the world, just try them out.
Direct download link: http://download1.uusee.com/UUSee_Setup_2008.exe
More links at: http://www.uusee.com/download/
Install instructions:
UUSee is all in Chinese so follow these instructions:
1: Launch the setup file and click the obvious “Next” button
2: Click the button with (I), do the same on the next screen.
3: It will extract the files and on the next screen, uncheck both checkboxes. Click Finish and run UUSee!
Note: Again you can find streams for UUSee on myp2p.tv
That’s it!
Screenshot:
uusee screenshot
Others:
You might want to investigate:
-CCTV box beta
-Feidian player
-tvkoo…
