New Tweeeter Account Thingy
Today I finally caught up with twitter and here I am announcing a new twitter account weekly digest of daily jokes – that will make sense if you read the rest.
In another weak attempt to curb my unhealthy procrastinating tendencies, I’ve opened a twitter account where I will force myself to post at least one new joke per day. The account is @JokesToSteal so do subscribe NOW! I invite everyone to steal those jokes and perform them on stage – and then hire me later on when you’re making some money. It’s like a shareware version of a personal comedy writer.
Every Thursday morning an automated machine will post here all my tweeted jokes. So YES, if you’re a mail subscribed, you’ll be spammed by this blog every week from now on, instead of every two or three months.
I’ll try to keep it SFW, so jokes like “Lindsay Lohan’s tears in court were so sincere, for a moment, I didn’t feel like beating her stupid face with a dried horse dick.” didn’t make the cut while “My skin is so white, when someone takes a picture of me they’re the ones blinded by the flash” did make it. If you want dried penis horse jokes or watermelon sodomy jokes, you’ll have to contact me personally.
