How many kilometers of copper wire for a happy life

As most people, I own a few kilometers of copper wire. Despite regularly purchasing more copper wire I don’t seem to get happier. Am I doing something wrong?

This morning I positioned the plush toys in our room in sexual positions to see what my girlfriend would say. She didn’t say anything. It was so disappointing I had a seizure and lost part of my vision from the left eye. Actually I didn’t. Maybe next time – I’ve always wanted to have one of those creepy cloudy eyes.

I wish one day in my life, I’ll meet someone who’s first name is “Butros Butros”

Some time ago I found out somewhere in the world, there is actually a statue of Dick Chenney in drag. I like him better that way.

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