I’m pretty sure Mr Hussein Obama and his terrorist friend McCain keeps talking about are behind this. Time to ditch the sarcastic McCain 2008 T-Shirt and replace it with a brand new non sarcastic McCain 2008 T-Shirt!

Click on it unless you have really really good eyes.

While we’re on the subject of human-goat creatures, I’m also a fan of Ann Coulter:

I found this picture of Ann at her best but I replaced her legs with prettier ones. Unfortunately, couldn’t do much about the face. Although I know she’s a horrible person, what kills me is that she’s probably having a lot of fun doing the terrible things she does. I wish one day I could be like her, get rid of all remains of my conscience so I can be mean to people and sleep well at night. On an unrelated subject, I’ve always wondered what a cancerous tumor would taste like. Not a human one because I wouldn’t eat human meat but a pig’s tumor or a beef one. I suspect it would be delicious only if you don’t know it’s a cancerous tumor. If I was to feed a cancerous tumor to someone, I would tell that person that the meat has been marinated – it would seem like the appropriate thing to do. On another unrelated subjects, I strongly believe TV remotes have too many buttons these days. I wish I could grow a goat that yells like a man… maybe one day.

I’m a big fan of the beach volleyball Olympic event, because it’s a nice way to enjoy perving at other girl’s butts while fondling my girlfriend without her getting mad.

If you’re like me and can’t really remember who’s who and what are the scores, I’ve prepared this little thing which should help. This is what the competition looks like from my point of view:

GROUP A
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	Wang Jie	Tian Jia
CHINA   Wins Losses 1 0
	Maaseide	Glesnes
NORWAY   Wins Losses 1 0
	Breedam	Mouha
BELGIUM   Wins Losses 0 1
	Kuhn	Schwer
SWITZERLAND   Wins Losses 0 1

Want to perv at more butts? Choose your group below:
GROUP A | GROUP B | GROUP C | GROUP D | GROUP E | GROUP F

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Quick update:

Breaking News: I might not be the only pervert with a face recognition problem.

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2nd Presidential Update:

Another pic of Bush perving around at the beach volley courts.

Anyone else thought that the stadium would make a really cool hat?

I did, I went like: “Wow! This stadium would surely make a great hat!”

Not only are the hats very fashionable as you can see here:

They are perfect for any kind of ocasions – such as school vaccination day:

They are also appropriate for international political meetings. As you can see here, even though out-fashioned by the British Lord with a goat-like goat on his head, the Chinese prime minister still looks very dandy: