Also, what’s up with all the ads on my blog, I don’t remember putting so many on. To be investigated at some point in the next six months.

So here’s the premium version of my post, for my blog readers’ eyes only:

SUCCESS! I just figured how to make the printer cancel a printing job!

I just figured it out and since I’m probably not the only one in the situation, I thought it would be a good idea to share. The trick is to follow these 10 steps as soon as you realize you must cancel a print job:

1. Push the cancel button 5-6 times really quickly.

2. Go in printer setting and click “Pause” printer, then “Cancel” job, then “Delete” job, then uninstall printer.

3. At this point, the printer should still be printing so remove all the paper in the tray to make sure it can’t print anymore.

4. Turn Off Printer

5. Restart Computer

6. Turn On Printer, put the papers you already printed in the tray so as not to waste paper.

7. At this point the printer will restart printing anywhere from 10 pages up to the entire document you started printing so go back to step #6 every time you run out of paper in the tray.

8. At this point, the reuse of the paper will make the printer jam and temporarily stop the printing process.

9. Turn printer off again, and unplug it.

10. Bring it to the backyard and smash it into pieces with your bare knuckles while tears stream down your cheeks.

And here’s a link to the non premium, reddit version.

Also, what’s up with all the ads on my blog, I don’t remember putting so many on. To be investigated at some point in the next six months.

So here’s the premium version of my post, for my blog readers’ eyes only:

SUCCESS! I just figured how to make the printer cancel a printing job!

I just figured it out and since I’m probably not the only one in the situation, I thought it would be a good idea to share. The trick is to follow these 10 steps as soon as you realize you must cancel a print job:

1. Push the cancel button 5-6 times really quickly.

2. Go in printer setting and click “Pause” printer, then “Cancel” job, then “Delete” job, then uninstall printer.

3. At this point, the printer should still be printing so remove all the paper in the tray to make sure it can’t print anymore.

4. Turn Off Printer

5. Restart Computer

6. Turn On Printer, put the papers you already printed in the tray so as not to waste paper.

7. At this point the printer will restart printing anywhere from 10 pages up to the entire document you started printing so go back to step #6 every time you run out of paper in the tray.

8. At this point, the reuse of the paper will make the printer jam and temporarily stop the printing process.

9. Turn printer off again, and unplug it.

10. Bring it to the backyard and smash it into pieces with your bare knuckles while tears stream down your cheeks.

And here’s a link to the non premium, reddit version.

In other news a stupid jerkoff jerkface cop gave me a ticket today for rollerskating in the street – and I’m not even doing cool tricks or damaging property, just using it as a way of transportation. The guy tells me “it’s dangerous, there are drunk drivers at this time of night” – so he gives ME a ticket because there are drunk drivers on the street! Since I’m a very mature person and a great artist I drew this dramatization of the situation.

At first I found it amusing, but then I realized ranking so high on this query might in fact be endangering innocent women. Women who are frantically trying to google a way out of their unfortunate situation only to end up on a totally irrelevant post about a woman and her kazoo.

Having at heart the safety of women, I decided to do an extensive research on the subject (mainly by googling “saving a hot dog up a girl’s pussy”) and present my groundbreaking work here.

Before starting, here are a few things people recommend you shouldn’t do:

Do not use a steak knife: In general people seem strongly opposed that idea, most likely because the ratio of atrocious pain to hot dog removal is not very appealing to the woman involved.

Do not push it further inside: In most cases, pushing it further in makes it harder to retrieve.

Do not ask your dad/uncle/grandfather to remove it: You’re probably better off just keeping the hot dog there than dealing with the emotional scarring of having a male sibling helping you out.

Now that you know what not to do, here are the proper way taking care of it:

1. Squat and Push Squat with your legs apart and push with your insides. 2. Use Chopsticks Chopsticks are longer and slimmer than regular fingers so you can reach deeper and have less of a chance to push it further. 3. Pour down lube Just add tons of lube so as to make it easier to go out, then you can try the squat and push method. 4. Jump up and down with legs apart Keep your legs as apart as possible while you jump and land on your heels to give that hot dog the maximum amount of force. 5. Go to hospital If everything else fails, go to the hospital, have it removed, then change your name and move away as far as possible.

Also, what’s up with all the ads on my blog, I don’t remember putting so many on. To be investigated at some point in the next six months.

So here’s the premium version of my post, for my blog readers’ eyes only:

SUCCESS! I just figured how to make the printer cancel a printing job!

I just figured it out and since I’m probably not the only one in the situation, I thought it would be a good idea to share. The trick is to follow these 10 steps as soon as you realize you must cancel a print job:

1. Push the cancel button 5-6 times really quickly.

2. Go in printer setting and click “Pause” printer, then “Cancel” job, then “Delete” job, then uninstall printer.

3. At this point, the printer should still be printing so remove all the paper in the tray to make sure it can’t print anymore.

4. Turn Off Printer

5. Restart Computer

6. Turn On Printer, put the papers you already printed in the tray so as not to waste paper.

7. At this point the printer will restart printing anywhere from 10 pages up to the entire document you started printing so go back to step #6 every time you run out of paper in the tray.

8. At this point, the reuse of the paper will make the printer jam and temporarily stop the printing process.

9. Turn printer off again, and unplug it.

10. Bring it to the backyard and smash it into pieces with your bare knuckles while tears stream down your cheeks.

And here’s a link to the non premium, reddit version.

Also, what’s up with all the ads on my blog, I don’t remember putting so many on. To be investigated at some point in the next six months.

So here’s the premium version of my post, for my blog readers’ eyes only:

SUCCESS! I just figured how to make the printer cancel a printing job!

I just figured it out and since I’m probably not the only one in the situation, I thought it would be a good idea to share. The trick is to follow these 10 steps as soon as you realize you must cancel a print job:

1. Push the cancel button 5-6 times really quickly.

2. Go in printer setting and click “Pause” printer, then “Cancel” job, then “Delete” job, then uninstall printer.

3. At this point, the printer should still be printing so remove all the paper in the tray to make sure it can’t print anymore.

4. Turn Off Printer

5. Restart Computer

6. Turn On Printer, put the papers you already printed in the tray so as not to waste paper.

7. At this point the printer will restart printing anywhere from 10 pages up to the entire document you started printing so go back to step #6 every time you run out of paper in the tray.

8. At this point, the reuse of the paper will make the printer jam and temporarily stop the printing process.

9. Turn printer off again, and unplug it.

10. Bring it to the backyard and smash it into pieces with your bare knuckles while tears stream down your cheeks.

And here’s a link to the non premium, reddit version.

Also, what’s up with all the ads on my blog, I don’t remember putting so many on. To be investigated at some point in the next six months.

So here’s the premium version of my post, for my blog readers’ eyes only:

SUCCESS! I just figured how to make the printer cancel a printing job!

I just figured it out and since I’m probably not the only one in the situation, I thought it would be a good idea to share. The trick is to follow these 10 steps as soon as you realize you must cancel a print job:

1. Push the cancel button 5-6 times really quickly.

2. Go in printer setting and click “Pause” printer, then “Cancel” job, then “Delete” job, then uninstall printer.

3. At this point, the printer should still be printing so remove all the paper in the tray to make sure it can’t print anymore.

4. Turn Off Printer

5. Restart Computer

6. Turn On Printer, put the papers you already printed in the tray so as not to waste paper.

7. At this point the printer will restart printing anywhere from 10 pages up to the entire document you started printing so go back to step #6 every time you run out of paper in the tray.

8. At this point, the reuse of the paper will make the printer jam and temporarily stop the printing process.

9. Turn printer off again, and unplug it.

10. Bring it to the backyard and smash it into pieces with your bare knuckles while tears stream down your cheeks.

And here’s a link to the non premium, reddit version.

Also, what’s up with all the ads on my blog, I don’t remember putting so many on. To be investigated at some point in the next six months.

So here’s the premium version of my post, for my blog readers’ eyes only:

SUCCESS! I just figured how to make the printer cancel a printing job!

I just figured it out and since I’m probably not the only one in the situation, I thought it would be a good idea to share. The trick is to follow these 10 steps as soon as you realize you must cancel a print job:

1. Push the cancel button 5-6 times really quickly.

2. Go in printer setting and click “Pause” printer, then “Cancel” job, then “Delete” job, then uninstall printer.

3. At this point, the printer should still be printing so remove all the paper in the tray to make sure it can’t print anymore.

4. Turn Off Printer

5. Restart Computer

6. Turn On Printer, put the papers you already printed in the tray so as not to waste paper.

7. At this point the printer will restart printing anywhere from 10 pages up to the entire document you started printing so go back to step #6 every time you run out of paper in the tray.

8. At this point, the reuse of the paper will make the printer jam and temporarily stop the printing process.

9. Turn printer off again, and unplug it.

10. Bring it to the backyard and smash it into pieces with your bare knuckles while tears stream down your cheeks.

And here’s a link to the non premium, reddit version.

Also, what’s up with all the ads on my blog, I don’t remember putting so many on. To be investigated at some point in the next six months.

So here’s the premium version of my post, for my blog readers’ eyes only:

SUCCESS! I just figured how to make the printer cancel a printing job!

I just figured it out and since I’m probably not the only one in the situation, I thought it would be a good idea to share. The trick is to follow these 10 steps as soon as you realize you must cancel a print job:

1. Push the cancel button 5-6 times really quickly.

2. Go in printer setting and click “Pause” printer, then “Cancel” job, then “Delete” job, then uninstall printer.

3. At this point, the printer should still be printing so remove all the paper in the tray to make sure it can’t print anymore.

4. Turn Off Printer

5. Restart Computer

6. Turn On Printer, put the papers you already printed in the tray so as not to waste paper.

7. At this point the printer will restart printing anywhere from 10 pages up to the entire document you started printing so go back to step #6 every time you run out of paper in the tray.

8. At this point, the reuse of the paper will make the printer jam and temporarily stop the printing process.

9. Turn printer off again, and unplug it.

10. Bring it to the backyard and smash it into pieces with your bare knuckles while tears stream down your cheeks.

And here’s a link to the non premium, reddit version.