How come no one told me women could do that!
| I am totally puzzled by this video: (To dismiss any possible doubts – she’s not doing those sounds with her butt. She’s using her… magical tunnel of a thousand pleasures… ) |
Video provided by the stupid morons at justforlaughs.com
How come no one ever bothered to tell me women could do that? And more importantly, why aren’t more women whistling with their baginas (I’ll use bagina instead of the “v” word just so I don’t get barred by the almighty Christian Search Engine ). Imagine the possibilities, and endless joke opportunities! Why in the world would women not take full advantage of such an awesome skill. Imagine if men could whistle with their benises – we would be whistling 24/7 every day! Benis symphonies would be composed, choruses, Olympic events… I guess it’s just in the nature of women, always doing everything they can not to use their bagina’s!
The other question this video arouses is: how probable is it that she could actually learn to talk with it at some point? Whistling isn’t that far from talking, if parrots can do it why not baginas? Although interesting this possiblity is very very scary. Just imagine what would happen to the world if all of the sudden, women would have TWO talking orifices!
ummm errrrrrr well im speachless
Hahaha, she rogered the googley!
Fun skit and very attractive performer (foxy like a leaner Christa Miller), but don’t think it’s a talent. Kazoos work by humming, not blowing, and at one point it’s apparent that she’s not even playing the one in her mouth, as her lips (er… on her face…) aren’t sealed around it. Still, fun to watch. I wonder if they just used a synthesizer, or if it each part was produced by an actual kazoo.
It sounded like each part was actually a recorded kazoo.
Stradivarius: $3.6 Million
Grand Piano: $70 Thousand
Kazoo: Priceless
I wish I could get my hands on that…. bagina
why should you care about some christian search engine?
that’s just dumb really. she probably thinks she is soooo sexy/funny, because guys will tell you anything if it gets your panties around your ankles.
This is funny, but the only reason she gets away with it is because she is attractive.
Of course she’s not actually playing the kazoo with her snatch; it’s a joke. What are you people, simpletons?
Anon: I don’t, it’s just an absolutely hilarious joke.
That is impossible for us women to do, but it is a very funny joke!
Reminds me of the stripper magician.
http://abfhm.com/video/z/Gala_JPR_2006.avi (nsfw)
Think about it: when is the last time you saw a comedian with a handbag over her shoulder and very near the mic for the entire act? Do I smell a tape player in the bag?
Wow, that woman is the queen of queef.
P.S.- Vagina. There, now your precious christian search engine won’t find your site.
You know how to whistle don’t you? Just pucker up and blow! bajina, vagina, vulva…. whatever!!!!!!!! good god……..
As my searching ranking crashes on christian search engines it will skyrocket on booble – at least I like to think so.
My ex gf could do that while humming a tune on the skin flute, & slapping her mammaries together to keep a percussion beat………she was really quite a talented gal….
Haha, i watched here live at spiegeltent (www.spiegeltent.net) last year.
Thats right Mel/
Drop your panties around your ankles and I’ll tell you anything you want to hear …..
Well … Go On !
Drop em’
With a little more practice and development, she could create and star in the world’s most interesting ventriloquist act.
I think she’s the one that did magic tricks with a red handkerchief pulled out of her vagina 2 years ago in Montreal Just for laughs festival…
obviously fake ; i can tell by the audio quality, and having seen a number of kazoo playing vaginas in my time.
She has a pre-recorded version of the song playing in her handbag draped conspicuously over her left shoulder.
watch right before she starts “playing”.
she pushes a button thats hidden under her dress around her midsection.
This is photoshopped. I can tell by the pixels and having seen lots of shops in my day.
But seriously, I’m training my vag up. Mostly centering around the more obvious and useful Kegel exercises, which I’m sure my boyfriend appreciates a lot more than my ability to stick a flute in my pussy and play. Though that would be a neat party trick!
To me, it doesn’t matter if this is real or fake, it’s amusing. Magician’s acts are fake but they are still, for the most part, entertaining. All this is is a comedy act, people!
Hahaha,that was some of the funniest shit I have seen on www in a very long time.
Thank you for da (big) laugh.
bunnie, you are a complete moron. Nobody Photoshopped ANYTHING there are pixels because of the bad qualty video, and another thing, don’t any of you know ANYTHING about television? There are no buttons or hidden whatevers in her bag! Her bag is there simply to hold the props, and the auditorium speakers controlled by someone backstage play the prerecorded music.
oh, and by the way, thank most of you for ruining something otherwise hilarious with your stupidity.
FY HUNDAN VA’ BRA
Forget how she did it. Just laugh. Photoshop? Come on!
1: Guy who posted this, you’re allowed to say “vagina” on the internet. You’re allowed to say “penis” on the internet. Hell, it’s probably considered to be more correct to just say “Cunt” and “Dick”.
2: This is clearly not possible in any way, the human cunt can’t hold enough air to be blowing for those long stretches, and I’m quite certain it doesn’t have the pitching capabilities required to make such precise notes.
3: There’s nothing fake about the video itself, the video’s fine and unedited. This was on some sort of comedy thing and it’s beyond likely that she was just holding the kazoo between her legs (not in there, literally between her legs) and moving awkwardly while the speaker system just played a song.
4: Jack Vermicelli, have you actually played a kazoo? It’s a lot more similar to blowing than it is to humming. Normally when people hum, they do it with their mouth closed, with the sound coming out of their nose, so when people tell them to hum into the kazoo, they’re confused and unable to play it. The proper way to play it is actually more of a “doo-doo-doo” sound, and the only way to get some real volume out of it is with high-pitched notes.
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Uh, you can suck air into your “bagina” and blow it back out. It’s called Muscle Control. Learn it. I did.
Giggity!!
Ever heard of playbackk?
HAHA! funny clip and funnier still the debate it sett of!
so funny
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That’s way too funny. Even if it is fake. I can’t believe some of the old ppl in the audience were actually laughing and applauding.
Lip Sync’ed
are you even trying rest of world?
wow, what a sexist reaction to an interesting video.
This gives a whole new meaning to The Vagina Monologue(s)
I would pay money to watch a ‘bagina’ orchestra in action.
I wonder if they can do “Flight of the Bumblebees”.